E nā hipsters, e hoʻohuli i kēlā mau manamana pū a e hoʻohuli i lalo! ʻO ka nani hou, ʻaʻole ia ka pana ʻana i kāu mau hoaaloha, akā, ke hūnā nei ma hope o kahi makaʻu ʻelima manamana ʻālohilohi! He leʻaleʻa no nā lede a me nā keikikāne like. E hoʻāʻo i kahi ʻumiʻumi manamana leʻaleʻa no ʻoe hou me ke ʻano nani!