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ʻAʻohe mea he pāʻani lele manuahi. He pāʻani kēia no ka ʻaʻohe mea. ʻAʻole ka ʻaʻohe mea ʻano Seinfeld, akā, ka ʻaʻohe mea ʻano nihilist. Makemake ʻoe i ka lele? Makemake ʻoe i ka ʻaʻohe mea? Manaʻo anei ʻoe hiki iā ʻoe ke lele mamao loa mai ka honua aku i mea e pakele ai ʻoe i nā ʻaʻohe mea a pau ma lalo nei? Hiki iā ʻoe ke hana, akā paʻakikī. Ua ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī ma mua o kou manaʻo mai ka inoa o ka pāʻani a me nā mana maʻalahi a me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni retro-bit gothic nani. Lele wale nō. Hele wale, hana wale nō. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hana. Aia kekahi mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo a me nā hoʻopunipuni, akā makemake maoli mākou e ʻike inā ʻoe e ʻike no ʻoe iho. ʻO kekahi hapa o ka leʻaleʻa ʻo ka hana a me ke aʻo ʻana. A ke hana ʻoe a aʻo ʻoe, e hiki nō iā ʻoe ke lele a hiki i ka piko o ka pāʻani a inā lawa kou akamai: ka papa alakaʻi. He pāʻani kēia e pili ana i ka piʻi ʻana i luna. Pā, lele, pā, lele, a mai ʻae ʻoe e hāʻule i ka honua. Hoʻokahi wale nō ou manawa ma kēia pāʻani lele pau ʻole a ʻo kēia ka manawa. Mai hoʻopau wale.